
Tuesday, December 3
I just had a brilliant idea - or at least I think its brilliant. I turned my nylons around so the hole and runs are in front of my thigh so I can keep damage control and not stick my finger through the hole in the back. Now, the really funny part is to picture this: putting on a pair of nylons sitting on a toilet, without the lid to sit on. Well, I had to pee anyway, but I felt very awkward and am sure I looked really funny while trying not to put any more runs in my nylons and trying not to fall off the damn toilet!!!
At least I can laugh at myself...
