I was just dusting and discovered a copy of a certificate near a home copier that belongs to my asshole brother-in-law. Its a certificate that proves he passed some sort of mechanics test... ohhh... dare I hope that he's actually looking for a job?! Is this my imagination?? Someone pinch me, please. Actually, after the blow-up last weekend, he did tell my Dad that he was "willing" to get a decent job now that his unemployment ran out. He's now "willing" to get a job and take care of is wife and daughter... isn't that great news?! What a loser. I'll believe it when I see it.