Thanks to JellyBeans for this link.
I am the princess (...with a pea)! Find your fairy tale character at kelly.moranweb.com. You! Yes, you... the one with the sensitive bum. You're lovable and cute but very picky. That's why we don't like you. I mean.. that's why we're so damn fond of you! The only real problem I had with you was the fact that you stole my mattress just so prevent a bruised tush. Jeez, I need to see my psychiatrist about speaking out of turn