Got this in an e-mail from a friend and thought I'd share it :-) Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.