Tuesday, July 24

There was actually one guy in our building that was the most disgusting human being to ever walk the halls. His name was Ralph - but we called him Chester the Molester (not to his face, of course!) because he looked like the type. It wasn't so much his looks (which by the way were pretty sad) but his attitude. He'd walk down the hall farting away, not hiding it at ALL and it was a daily occurance (no one laughed, but ran the other way!!). He's also talk to himself, at least we think he was talking to himself... never quite sure because he'd wait until you passed to say something and when you answered or said "what?" he'd look at you like you interrupted a conversation! Total sick man. He'd look at all the women like we were lunch or something - totally creepy!! UGH! Anyhoo... he got his a** fired. Thank goodness - now we can walk the halls creep free and best of all, no fart fests!