I was talking to my boss about a project we're working on - and right in the middle of a sentence, he farts! He immediately said "Excuse me!". The AMAZING part was... I held a straight face and pretended I didn't have any idea why he said that. Oh, I was so impressed with myself that I didn't crack up right then and there. Yes, dear readers, farts make me laugh... that is as long as they're coming from my remote controlled fart machine, or like the one today that 'snuck' out. I'm a sick woman, I know.