Pretty good day all in all. Got up early, cleaned, talked to J (my honey!), worked out, talked to J again, laid out, etc. My nephew T called me and we chatted for quite a while, then he announced he had to go take a sh*t. Thanks for the warning - so glad he wasn't at my house!! Then he called me back and proceeded to tell me how things came out. Oh my G*d! I hate to admit this, but he takes after his Auntie as far as his sick sense of humor... but he OUT DID me on that one! I joke about farts, but I don't like to discuss taking a sh*t with anyone. LOL!

What a HOT day! I was hoping things would start getting cooler by now, looks like its not gonna happen. UGH. If it would get not get over 85 that would be PERFECT.

Tell me this - what good is a spell checker when it doesn't work???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, all in all, it was a good day. Found some sandles, walking shoes, Jockey undies and tank tops (and lots of them!!), etc. Couldn't find any demin shorts (that aren't so short that they crawl up your butt). I wanted some because my friends make fun of my shorts now cuz they're getting big and I look like I have a saggy butt. Trust me on this - the butt is not saggy... big but not saggy. Working on the big part - therefore, my shorts are getting too big. So, I look at the saggy butt as a good thing, but was hoping I'd find some cheap new shorts. Didn't happen.

Went shopping with my friend L today to Park City's outlet mall. Had a great time. The funniest thing happened though - or at least what I THOUGHT I saw was the funniest thing! We were shopping in the Hanes/Legs/Bali store. I was standing in line to purchase an item, while L was a few feet away walking along a wall of white panties. I looked back to see where she'd gotten to, and I see her (or what appears to be) her sniffing some white panties! I did a double take and realized she was wiping her nose with a white handkercheif. Then I started to giggle but muffled it (NOT an easy thing to do for me, but I didn't want to snort and look like a complete idiot) since she was far away. When she came over to stand in line with me, I started to giggle again but had to wait to tell her what was so funny until we got out of the store. An older woman (who wouldn't appreciate me discussing sniffing panties) was standing behind me. LOL!! So, we got outside of the store and told her what I thought I saw. Then we both busted out. Then we laughed about it on the way home too. If you don't think its as funny as we do, I guess its a 'had to be there kind of moment'. Thank goodness L IS NOT a pantie sniffer! I'd have to seriously re-think our friendship ;-) tee hee.

What a busy day at work!! I'm beat! It was me to the rescue pretty much all morning, putting out fires. I should have become a firewoman.

There was actually one guy in our building that was the most disgusting human being to ever walk the halls. His name was Ralph - but we called him Chester the Molester (not to his face, of course!) because he looked like the type. It wasn't so much his looks (which by the way were pretty sad) but his attitude. He'd walk down the hall farting away, not hiding it at ALL and it was a daily occurance (no one laughed, but ran the other way!!). He's also talk to himself, at least we think he was talking to himself... never quite sure because he'd wait until you passed to say something and when you answered or said "what?" he'd look at you like you interrupted a conversation! Total sick man. He'd look at all the women like we were lunch or something - totally creepy!! UGH! Anyhoo... he got his a** fired. Thank goodness - now we can walk the halls creep free and best of all, no fart fests!

I was talking to my boss about a project we're working on - and right in the middle of a sentence, he farts! He immediately said "Excuse me!". The AMAZING part was... I held a straight face and pretended I didn't have any idea why he said that. Oh, I was so impressed with myself that I didn't crack up right then and there. Yes, dear readers, farts make me laugh... that is as long as they're coming from my remote controlled fart machine, or like the one today that 'snuck' out. I'm a sick woman, I know.

I'm a rotten Utahn! Today was the blessed Pioneer Day and I didn't celebrate one bit. I even worked! But I wasn't alone - several people worked today... since its considered a 'state' holiday, we don't get paid.

Life today has been kinda tame. Just puttering around doing little projects and getting sun. Nothing exciting! I should talk to my honey in a little while, so things may get exciting then! :-)

Went to see "America's Sweethearts" yesterday with my buddies. I thought it was a great movie - really funny. Recommend it. Then we went to dinner and laughed until my stomach hurt. If the people around us were listening, then they sure got an ear full. One teenage girl kept looking at us like we'd lost our minds. Then one guy kept leaning back a bit, appeared that he was trying to hear. He was out with a couple that were probably his parents and was wanting a bit of lively conversation - who knows! We sure had fun!

Best news of the week - I'm done working for the week! Woohoo! 3-day weekend is here. Tuesday is Pioneer Day here in Utah - state holiday, but no one gets paid for it. Not a lot going on that I want to see, so I might as well work and save my leave for something FUN.

Life seems to be a bit better today. I'm not as exhausted and my spirits are perkier. Guess I was just in a really strange funk. My good friend E has tonsillitis, so here's wishing a speedy recovery!! No fun being ill and I miss talking to her!

Just call me a whirl wind! I got so much dumped on me at work today - and I managed to get all of it done before 12:00 when my boss left for the day. Woohoo! He have me more stuff to do for the afternoon - and most of the next couple of weeks, but let me tell you, I don't mind! After being so incredibly bored last week, this is great. Sick am I? Hmmm... maybe so! I do like to keep busy at work - it makes the time fly by. I'm also learning a new software which is cool. Geek? Hmmm... don't think I'm that good! ;-)

Driving home today, I studied the other drivers more than I normally do. There are so real dorks out there - its almost scarry to think that more than 80% of these people aren't playing with a full deck! At least that's the impression they leave on me! Can't go the speed limit, can't speed up at a nice rate, don't use their turn signals (like we're supposed to read their minds or something!). Its a wonder that more people don't get killed!

Feeling a bit perkier today. Was busy at work, which made the day fly right on by. One more day... yes, I think I can do it. I do get to leave an hour early tomorrow to go to the dentist, but then again I've got to go in an hour early to make up for it. Nothing like getting my a** out of bed at 3:45 am. I may just say screw it and take an hour leave. I do have lots to do tomorrow though, so I better just go in early. About the trip to the dentist - the hygientist actually... I'm not afraid cuz I've been a good girl and have flossed at least daily and brushed at least 2 times a day. Yes, a fanatic. Having lots of crowns and root canals (due to bad habits and dentist as a child) will turn you into a fanatic! I used to work at my dentist office, so it will be fun to see old co-workers.

Another boring couple of days - feeling very run down :-(

Life on Sundays is nice. Not much to report, so I won't bore you!

The new freeways in Salt Lake are like a concrete jungle! I got on a new entrance today that really wasn't mapped out all that well. Who planned these things - MEN? No common sense, no flow what so ever. You get on and 3 sets of lanes go to 80 and 1 lane goes to 15. As soon as you get on this little road, you have to cross 4 lanes of traffic to get over to 15! Nuts. Not planned well at all. I know that there are cities with bigger concrete jungles and you really have to know what you're doing in order to get around. Yes, I suppose I'm just a small town gal at heart. I'm thankful I don't live in Salt Lake - too much d*mn traffic!

Had a pretty good day today. I had an appt in Salt Lake, so I took my Mom along for the ride and then we went to lunch. Found a good Mexican restaurant that we really enjoyed (cheese enchiladas - YUUUUMMY!). Came back to the home town and ran some errands in the blistering heat. UGH!