UGH. Its Monday again. Time to pry ourselves out of our nice, warm, cozy beds. I barely managed it this morning... yaaaawn! It was a cool 20 F when I left my house this morning... when I arrived to work, I got out of my car and the wind blew right up my dress. Now, normally it would have been quite a thrill but not today, too COLD! Panty hose do a pretty good job at keeping legs warm, but not up the dress... the wind goes right through the cotton crotch. *snicker* Hmmm... now that I think about it... it was a little thrilling... OK... I'm off to get some work done. Hope everyone survives Monday!!!

I've had a pretty quiet day. I got up, did laundry (chatted and played on the net while waiting on it), worked out, showered, ate lunch, watched some TV and here I am back again... not like I haven't spent any time on this pooter this weekend! LOL!! Between sorting out my new template, then changing my 100 things and Picture templates as well, I was on a lot yesterday. Then this morning, I found a couple of buggies that I fixed. Nothing really exciting to blog about really... going to relax the rest of the day. My shoulder is flaring, started to hurt yesterday. Damn Rheumatoid Arthritis... I just hope my shoulder doesn't do a total flare, I enjoy being able to move my shoulder without crying out in pain. It doesn't seem to be getting any worse at this stage, so that's a good sign I think. I think some heat sounds nice, I'll put the heating pad on it, that way I'll be forced to rest and not sit in front of the pooter all afternoon. Oooo "Gone in 60 Seconds" is on. Mmm... Nicolas Cage... Mmmm... I'm outta here. Not like I haven't seen it about 25 times already, but one more won't hurt. Happy Sunday every one!

Found this at Ariel's site. You Have a Romantic Nipple! It's just like a fairy tale...Except that your nipple is showing!
What Nipple Do You Have?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva then I found another fun one... You Are An Intense Kisser! Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda. You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss, before getting to anything else on the menu. And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else. How Do *You* Kiss?
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Thank you to Tiara for her help in setting up my new blog! She's the best! Mwaahh! I have done absolutely nothing this morning other than trying to figure out this blog... I got stuck and Tiara helped me. Now I must get off my ass and work out and get some other things done! How do you like the new look???

What are You in the Sky? I am The Moon! I am wise, patient, and I care of you. Quiz made byTiara Powered by Quizilla

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Its 16 F outside!!! AAARRGHHH!!!

Here are my Halloween pics from yesterday. A big THANKS to Colin for hosting them for me. This is me
L-R: Adrian (who was supposed to dress up fully as a prom queen but decided not to, the brat!), Linda (French Maid from Rocky Horror), Me, Suzanne (Mosquito), Nancy (Wizardess), and Lori (pumpkin)
Linda and I
Adriananna - isn't he sexy??
L-R: Me, Mike (that guy that I'm supposed to fall in love with cough, cough!!), Linda and Rachael
This is my Mom and niece Elyssa as Tigger

Whoa what a day. Had so much fun! I managed to get quite a bit of work done though which my boss was happy about. I was soooooo glad to get home, get out of my costume and get in the shower to get all the grunge off. My hair was huge and plastered with wax, hairspray, and glitter spray. UGH. It took 3 washings and a deep conditioning before it felt good again. My eyes are so gritty from all the make up and glitter I wore. I like Halloween, but right now I'm glad it only comes once a year. Hope everyone had a great day! I'll post pics tomorrow...

Hey - I just won best decorated cubical! YAY ME!

My is up at my meme site. Go play!! Happy Halloween! Here is a pic of my boob job I had yesterday.
Funny Pics

Should be a fun day around here, will take pics of the crazy ones and post them tomorrow.

My friend Adrian (here at work) is going to dress as a woman for Halloween tomorrow. Linda and I have had the best time helping him. I brought in one of my old dresses for him to wear and I just took it over and tried it on him! ROFL! He bought some barbie dress-up stuff, including a tiara, purse, earrings, etc. He borrowed a wig of mine too. He's going to look quite sexy. We've got balloons to fill up with water for his boobs. He told us that he would be fondling himself all day (his boobs) and hopefully wouldn't turn the dress into a "tent"! OMG - that cracked me up! (He and his girlfriend are going to a party and the theme is "Prom" he's dressing the woman, and she's dressing up like the man.) I will bring my camera tomorrow and take pics - HE is one I have to get a picture of!

Woohoo! Its Wednesday... happy humpday everyone! Here's a pic that I got in the e-mail that I thought was cute. Click image for larger view.

Linda and I just stopped by the lady's office that we set up with the fart machine. I didn't know this, but the meeting this morning was actually a teleconference!!!! At first, they thought the farting was coming from someone that was on the other end of the phone, she said that they were mostly "free-lance type consultants" who worked out of their homes, and could have been on the toilet while on the telecon! Linda and I had tears in our eyes from laughing so hard! This is definitely one of the top 5 fart machine chronicals!

The fart machine chronicals... Linda and I decided it was time to set up the fart machine. We thought of our target and she just happened to be having a meeting in her office at 0900 this morning. Bwhahhahha. We enlisted the help of Adrian (this lady is his boss to set it up). They snuck in the office and set it underneath her conferencing table. Linda had the remote. I went over by the door to listen while she set it off. The first thing we heard was one guy talking about some injured body part, then *BLAST*, silence, then the guy continued on by saying "its still sore but not as bad as it was." Conversation started again, *BLAST*, brief moment of silence, conversation continued... Then "What is that?" "Is that you?" "No, its not me!!" *BLAST* "Who is it?" "Is someone in here ill?" *BLAST* Then someone said "Aha! Its a fart machine! It says it right here. Fart Machine. Wonder how it is set off." Then another guy pipes up, "Ohhhohhhohh I know who put this in here... and I think they've got a remote." Then they turned it off so the remote didn't work. Damn! Linda and I were trying so hard to confine our giggles, we did a pretty good job! I hope we get the machine back... tee hee If confronted, I can honestly say I didn't set it off once nor did I place it on that lady's office.

Yup, this fits me... ROFL!!
What Round Object are You?
I am Butts!
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Bananas. Bananas need to be ripe, but not too ripe. Bananas should be big. Bananas should be firm. A banana's flavor should burst in your mouth and spread joy all around. *snicker* I am talking about the actual fruit banana... really I am. I picked up a banana for breakfast this morning that looked the PERFECT ripeness. My mouth was just watering for this banana. Took one bite. Damn. It wasn't as RIPE as it looked. Don't ya just hate that?! Tomorrow should be a better day for the bananas of the bunch. I swiped these from Colin. Do these pumpkins make my butt look too big??
A Red Neck Halloween
Speaking of Colin, he wrote something really nice about me on his blog today. I wanted him to know that I feel the same way about him, he's such a wonderful friend. My day isn't complete when I don't talk to him. He's got a heart of gold. As does his lovely wife D! Fab people.

A friend of mine sent me this. Its so funny... you with kids (or who ever babysat) should appreciate it! Turn up your speakers. Take this quizzie made by Tiara... which friend of hers are you most like? I of course was none other than ME!

Very warm and stuffy in here. Had to resort to turning my fans under my desks on... ahhhh.. quite nice really, but not as "nice" as summer when I don't have these nylons on, they hinder and take some of the fun of having gusts of air blown up my desk. Weeeee!! Just checked out the new website for the organization I work for. Guess who's name, e-mail, and phone number is on the front page at the bottom, just above the webmasters? Yup, you got it. MINE. This is to fend off all the dumb, silly, obvious, and "I'm too lazy to search your webpage for the answer" questions from being directed to the webmasters or the "important" people. Think it will work? We shall see. I guess I've been voted the person to answer these questions because 1) I do customer service type stuff, 2) I have much experience in answering dumb questions because of my cubemate and 3) I don't have anything better to do (HA!!!!!!!!!) and 4) I'm just plain special. I don't mind really... I think my name was posted all over the old page too. I must say they re-did the webpage splendidly. I'm impressed. Other than the fan thing, I'm not getting any thrills today. Come on people, help me out. I need some thrills. *snicker* Or just a hello will do... I LOVE getting comments!

Thanks to Colin for this link.

You are not very reliable but people like you anyway because you are so easygoing and fun to be with. And cute, too. Which Blogging Tool Are You?

UGH. I don't know about anyone else, but this Monday morning came waaaay too fast for me! I dragged my ass out of bed and came to work... that's quite an accomplishment I think. I wasn't bombarded with e-mails this morning, just under 10, which was nice for a change. My list of things to do isn't monsterous, but manageable I think. My boss the Timster is traveling again this week, so I only have to put up with the cubemate... but he won't be in for a couple of hours at least, so I'm going to enjoy the time while I can. Have a good Monday!! Hopefully I'll have something fun to blog about later...